Things Youll Never Hear a Dad Say

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  • Well, how bout that? Im lost! Looks like well have to stop and
    ask for directions.

  • You know, Pumpkin, now that youre 13, youll be ready for
    unchaperoned car dates. Wont that be fun?

  • I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I
    like that.

  • Heres a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!

  • What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skatings not good
    enough for you, son?

  • Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to
    consider throwing a party.

  • Well, I dont know whats wrong with your car. Probably one of
    those doo-hickey thingies — ya know — that makes it run or something.
    Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

  • No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring.
    Now quit your belly-aching, and lets go to the mall.

  • Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you
    to spend.

  • What do I want for my birthday? Aahh — dont worry about that.
    Its no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they dont mean it)

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