Old and New Jokes

A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex.



To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the persons smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear.



Twice a day, the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no. Once a day, then? Again the answer is no. Twice a week? No. Twice a month? No. The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to once a year.



The therapist is angry that his theory isnt working, and asks the man, What the heck are you so happy about?



The man answers, Tonights the night!