Shit Happens in various religions

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First set from: pszila@u.washington.edu (Peter Szilard) and
kamens@neon.stanford.edu (Samuel N. Kamens)

TAOISM: Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM: Confucious says, Shit happens.

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isnt really shit.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?

ISLAM: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.

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EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesnt happen; shit is.

JEHOVAHS WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.

ISLAM: When shit happens, kill Salman Rushdie.

SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.

REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: When shit doesnt happen, dont call a doctor–pray.


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