Q: What is the title of the thinnest book in the world?

A: What men know about women

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One… a man will screw anything

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?

A: He eats beans for dinner

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

A: Because they dont have balls to scratch

Q: What is a mans idea of foreplay?

A: 30 minutes of begging

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?

A: If hes breathing

Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A: Bonds mature

Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?

A: They are both empty from the neck up

Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?

A: Who cares

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A: We dont know… Its never been done

Q: How are men and parking spaces alike?

A: The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped

Q: What is a mans idea of helping with the housework?

A: Lifting his feet so you can vacuum

Q: What is the difference between a man and E.T.?

A: E.T. phoned home

Q: What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A: A hot dog and a six pack of beer