09
Apr
Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Sign in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
Sign on a Norfolk farm: Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left.