When telling this story the hands should be moved as if you are talking in
sign language.

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking
to each other with sign language.

Mute #1 (SIGN)What would you like to do?

Mute #2 (SIGN)I dont know, what about you?

Mute #1 (SIGN)Lets get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and
have some fun.

Mute #2 (SIGN)Good idea.

So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot and are having a
ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the
shoulder…..

Front Seat Mute (SIGN)What?

Back Seat Mute (SIGN)Have you got any protection?

Front Seat Mute (SIGN)No. Dont you?

Back Seat Mute (SIGN)No. We had better go to a drug store and get some.

They proceed to drive to a drug store and the man in the back seat gets out
and goes inside. In 2 minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window.

Inside Mute (SIGN)What?

Outside Mute (SIGN)Ive got a problem.

Inside Mute (SIGN)What?

Outside Mute (SIGN)I cant make the druggist understand what I want.

Inside Mute (SIGN)I know what to do.

Outside Mute (SIGN)What?

Inside Mute (SIGN)Go back inside. Put five dollars on the counter. Put
your pecker on the counter. Hell know what you want.

Outside Mute (SIGN)Good idea.

The man goes back into the drug store and 2 minutes later hes back at the car
window.

Inside Mute (SIGN)Well?

Outside Mute (SIGN)It didnt work.

Inside Mute (SIGN)What do you mean?

Outside Mute (SIGN) I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put 5
dollars on the counter. I put my pecker on the counter. He put
his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He took my 5
dollars.