An elderly woman went into the doctors office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, Id like to have some birth control pills.

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but youre 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?

The woman responded, They help me sleep better.

The doctor thought some more and continued, How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?

The woman said, I put them in my granddaughters orange juice and I sleep better at night!