ATTENTION ALL MICROSOFT HATERS – I have sorted through my tagline manager and have found all of theMicrosoft bashing taglines I can possibly find. Please have yourself a laugh at Bill Gates expense:

I dont hate Windows – it runs great under OS/2!
Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95?!?!?!?
Mr. Worf, blow the Windows-powered Borg ship out of this Universe!
#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!!
– Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!
.. Bugs come in through open Windows.
..Windows NT Performance, on the next In Search Of
After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.
Air conditioned environment – Do not open Windows.
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1.
Bugs come in through Open Windows
Chernobyl used Windows
Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!
Error 15 – Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Windows Error #F99 – CPU too tired to continue…
Error Loading Windows : (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot
WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows 95 = 95% done. Better wait till 1999.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I…
Friends encourage friends to use Windows – under OS/2!
Get OS/2 2.0 – The best Windows tip around!
HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
Having Windows problems? Dial 1-800-3-IBM-OS2 for fast relief!
He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in
How do you make Windows faster ? Throw it harder
I dont do Windows, but OS/2 does.
If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.
If at first you dont succeed, you must be using Windows.
Microsoft gives you Windows… OS/2 gives you the whole house.
MS Windows — From the people who brought you EDLIN!
One mans Windows are another mans walls…
OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors.
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES…
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
Please call the windows police. Ive caught another gpf.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
This score just in: OS/2, Windows 0.
This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows.
Turn your 486 into an XT–just add Windows!
Welcome to Hell! Heres your copy of Windows!
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2
Windows error 000 : No errors found! [CLOSE]
Windows Error: 004 – Operator fell asleep while waiting
Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something!
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Windows is the best GUI – It always sticks!
Windows isnt CrippleWare — its Functionally Challenged.
Windows NT Performance, on the next In Search Of
Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Windows only crashes itself under OS/2. Not the whole machine.
Windows punts, OS/2 receives. Touchdown!
Windows tip: set BUGS=OFF in your config.sys
Windows would look better with curtains.
Windows-Brain Dead, OS/2-for people who can chew gum and think!
Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: Training wheels for OS/2
Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: XT emulator for an AT.
Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho…
WindowsNT: From the makers of Doublespace
Yuk, what kind of dumb menu system is that? Oh, so that is Windows!
Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!
Chicago runs best on a VCR.
Chicago, an operating system Pair-of-Dimes shift!
Chicago… The biggest thing since New Coke!
Chicago: NT deja vu!
Chicago? Been There,… Done That 2 Years Ago! I run OS/2!
Chicago? Been there. Im ready to travel at WARP speed!
640K ought to be enough for anybody. – Bill Gates, 1981
I believe OS/2…to be the most important OS…of all time Gates 87
OS/2 is destined to be the most important OS. . . Bill Gates
OS/2 is the operating system of the 90s – Bill Gates
Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!
After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.
B.Gates : quality software :: R.McDonald : gourmet cuisine
If you cant make it good, make it LOOK good. …Bill Gates.
It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! –Bill Gates
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES…
Does Microsoft mean small and limp?
If at first you dont succeed, work for Microsoft.
Microsoft gives you Windows… OS/2 gives you the whole house.
The Microsoft Motto: Were the leaders, wait for us!
MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence