Souped Up Lincoln

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down

to New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.

The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, What are

those thangs? The driver says, Those are golf tees.

The redneck asks, What those are for? The driver says Those hold

my balls when I drive.

The redneck says, Sheeit, these Lincolns sure come with


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