07
Jun
Suicidal blonde
A blonde girl got so mad about blonde jokes she decided to kill herself.
She finds a suitable tree and proceeds to hang herself by the ankles.
Two guys come over and say, Are you trying to kill yourself?
The blonde replies, Yes, I am.
One of the men says, Then shouldnt you hang the rope on your neck instead of your ankles?
The blonde says, I tried that, but I couldnt breathe.