——————————————————————————–These are actual calls to technical support help desks… (Some of you may find this funny while others could possibly use this section as a reference)A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was running it under Windows. The woman then responded, No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.
——————————————————————————–Tech Support: How much free space do you have on your hard drive? Customer: Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?
——————————————————————————–Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: Id like a mouse mat, please. Salesperson: Certainly sir, weve got a large variety. Customer: But will they be compatible with my computer?
——————————————————————————–I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was finished with it, because he needed to keep it.
——————————————————————————–Customer: Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?
——————————————————————————–I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that go something like this: Customer: Hi. Is this the Internet?
——————————————————————————–Some people pay for their on-line services with checks made payable to The Internet.
——————————————————————————–Customer: So th