Old and New Jokes

A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did some research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles — or one from Minsk for only 1,000 rubles. So, naturally, they got the cow from Minsk.
It was a great cow: it had a wonderful disposition and gave lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it dearly. So the people decided they would mate the cow and get more cows like it, and then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So they got a bull, and led the cow and the bull into the pasture. When the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow moved to the right. This went on all day. Finally, in desperation, the people decided to go ask the rabbi what to do. After all, he was very wise. They told him the story. Rabbi, weve tried all day to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right, the cow moves left and when the bull moves in from the left, the cow moves to the right. What do we do? The Rabbi pondered for a moment and asked, Did you buy this cow from Minsk? Rabbi! they all replied, You are so wise! We never said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know that? The Rabbi said sadly, My wife is from Minsk.