A man was walking on a highway when he discovered a genie lamp.
He rubbed it and a genie came out and said,I will grant you one wish.
The man thought for a minute and said, Well, I never have gone to Hawaii because I never could afford it. Could you make a highway from here to Hawaii so I could just drive over anytime?
The genie sighed and said, Man, I have been in this genie business for 10,000 years. I am quite tired. Cant you think of something a little more simple?
The man thought and said, Well, you know, I have been married to my wife for 5 years now but I still cant understand her. Can you make it so I can understand her from now on?
The genie sighed again and said, Two lanes or four?