A man really wanted to go to a ghost town, so he finds one and decides to go.WHile he is there he goes down a long dirt road and comes across an indian. Above the indian reads a sign Ask me anything, I know everything So he decides to ask him, What did you have for breakfast April 23, 1984? The indian replies, EggsThe man replies,Eggs? Well anybody can say eggs.A couple of years later, he decides to go back. He finds himself walking down the same dirt road, and comes across the same indian, with the same sign.He walks up to him and greets him HowThe indian replies, Scrambled