Old and New Jokes

2 men are on a bar on the top of a building, the first man drinks a martini and jumps off the building. But 5 minutes later he has come back to the bar again. He does the exact same thing, he drinks a martini, jumps off the building and 5 minutes later he comes back to the bar again. The second man says, “WOW!! that’s amazing, how do you do that?” The man replies, “It’s easy, all you have to do is drink a martini and jump off!” “But how does that work?” “The alcohol in the martini gives you the ability to just float down!” So the man jumps off the building, after he had drank a martini, but he died. The second man was laughing really hard, then the bartender said to him, “Sometimes you are so slack SUPERMAN!”.