The Man from corrine

There once was a man from woy woy who had a specch inparment.

One day he walked in to a bakery and asked for a bum,the lady reapeated do you mean a bun sir yeths. He then went to the hard ware store and asked for a fukkit,the man then reapeated do you mean a bucket yeths i do.procedding down the street he went in to the pet store and said may i please have a cockanspankit please the little old lady then reapeatd do you mean a cockaspanial yeths.On his way home his dog ran away he then said to a lady may you plethse hold myyy bum and fukkit while i go get my cockinspankit!

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