The Marshmallow of the 23rd Century

Im not making this up. This is almost as good as the
Nintendo Cereal System. Everything after this sentence is
quoted from a coupon offer in the San Francisco Chronicle
of Sunday June 25, 1989 from Kraft foods and referencing a
copyright of Paramount Pictures Corporation.

Get your One-of-a-Kind

Star Trek V (the final frontier)

Kraft Marshmallow Dispenser

Experience the 23rd century with a one-of-a-kind, futuristic
marshmallow dispenser. It holds up to four KRAFT Jet-Puffed
Marshmallows. Its dual action lever opens and dispenses the
marshmallows in a single motion. The dispenser also comes
with a durable plastic fork and spoon, making it ideal for
camping trips. It can be clipped to a belt or almost anything.

The official marshmallow of the Starship U.S.S. Enterprise.(TM)

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