16
Sep

The Perfect Woman would say…

The Perfect Woman would say:

1. Ill swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure youve had enough to drink?

3. Im bored. Lets shave my pussy!

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

5. God..if I dont get to blow you soon, I swear Im gonna bust!

6. I know its a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

7. Youre so sexy when youre hungover.

8. Id rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. Lets subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, lets go down to the mall so you can check out womens asses.

12. Ill be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey..our new neighbors daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

15. Ive decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

16. No, No, Ill take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother did a great job raising you.

18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentines day thing and buy yourself new clubs.

19. I understand fully…our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, its a wonderful stress reliever.

20. Shouldnt you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21. Not the fucking mall again, come on lets go to that new strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why dont you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or

8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24. That was a great fart! Do another one!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya…

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