The Piano Player
One day at school, the teacher was talking to the class about there parents occupations.
Jane put up her hand and said, My mother is a nurse.
The teacher said, Thats wonderful, she helps to cure sick people.
Andrew then out up his hand. My father is a pilot, he said.
The teacher said, Congratulations! Your father helps people get to where they are going.
Johnny then said, Miss, my father plays the piano in a brothel.
The teacher quickly changed the topic, but kept it in her head for later reference.
At the parent/teacher night a month later Johnnys parents came to see the teacher and the teacher asked him if he really was a piano player in a brothel.
Johnnys father replied that he wasnt. But that is what he told Johnny because he didnt want to admit to being a lawyer.
Cele mai Votate Pisici