The secretary that comes in late

A secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.

Her boss called her into his office and said, Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but thats over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. Who told you you could come and go as you please around here?

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, My lawyer.

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