A huge truck driver is sitting at a bar having a drink when this little pipsqueak of a guy walks in and asks who owns the pit bull outside.

The truck driver hollers Its MY dog! Whats it to you!

The little runt says, Nothing, but I think my dog just killed yours…

The truck driver jumps up and says WHAT! What kind of dog do you have anyway?

The other guy replies A toy poodle.

A poodle! the truck driver yells. How in the hell can a poodle kill a pit bull?!

Well, replied the little guy, I think he choked on it.