Did you hear the one about the alcoholic who was stranded on a desert island?

He found a bottle floating near the shore. When he opened it, out popped a genie; his salvation!

The genie said, Ill grant you two wishes, to which the alcoholic replied quickly with his first wish, Id like a never ending bottle of whiskey. The genie immediately complies with his wishes and provides him a with never ending bottle. When asked what his second wish would be, the alcoholic replied, after careful consideration, Ill have another never ending bottle of whiskey!