Old and New Jokes

An old farmer in Darwin had owned a large property for
several years. He had a large dam in the back, fixed up nice;
picnic tables, palm trees, and some avocado and mango trees.
The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the dam, as he hadnt been there for a while, and look it
over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some
fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of
the dam. One of the women shouted to him, Were not coming
out until you leave! The old man frowned and grumbled, I
didnt come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked or
make you get out of the dam naked. Holding the bucket up he
yelled, Im here to feed the crocodiles. Never forget, old age and treachery will overcome youth and
skill every time.