This bloke wakes up one

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This bloke wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in atree in his garden.He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.

Is it a boy gorilla or a girl gorilla? the service bloke asks.

Boy gorilla, replies the man.

Righto, says the service bloke. Ill be round in a jiffy. An hour later the service bloke shows up with a stick, a Pit Bull Terrier, a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs.

Right he says to the man. Im going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls.When he does, this highly trained Pit Bull will tear the gorillas balls off. When the gorilla crosses his hands over his crotch to protect himself, you slip the handcuffs on,

OK, says the man, but whats the shotgun for?

Im glad you asked that, says the service bloke. If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, then blow the dogs brains out

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