Tied To A Tree

A San Francisco tourist is taking a stroll through Golden Gate Park when he’s attacked by three horny sailors.

They strip him, tie him over a tree branch so he can’t move and butt fuck him repeatedly, then leave him tied-up and helpless.

Hours later he spies a policeman through the trees and calls for help.

The cop strolls over.

Well Hello! What have we here? the cop asks.

The poor tourist quickly relates his ordeal with the sailors.

Really?, says the cop, “It’s not your day for uniforms . . . as the cop unzips his fly,. . . now is it sir?

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