Old and New Jokes

When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, I should be Boss because I control all of the bodys



responses and functions.



The feet said, We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get



him to where he wants to go.



The hands said, We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn



all the money.



Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the



asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up



and refused to work.



Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet



twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered.



Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the



motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss



just sat and passed out the shit!



Moral Of The Story: You dont need brains to be a Boss – any asshole will



do.