Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects

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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk

But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow

Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentines card at the store

In hopes that, later, youd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right

I just wish it wasnt $250 a night.

6. Youre a woman of style, youre a woman of class

Especially when Im spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished

But now Im fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass

Our love has grown. . . but sos your ass.

3. Youre a honey. . . and youre a cutie

I just wished you had J-Los booty.

2. I dont wanna be sappy or silly or corny

So, right to the point, lets do it, Im horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,

you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!


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