Top ten good things about marrying Tom and Roseanne

Guaranteed spot on Geraldo
In family Christmas card photo, youll always be at the top of the pyramid
Two words: engagement tattoo
You have a say in who the three of you will marry next
Theyre really rich
On wedding night, you get to operate the winch
Finally satisfy your family whos been nagging you to settle down with some nice man and woman
Your very own five-inch section of the bed
When you marry Roseanne, you automatically get your own TV show
No leftover wedding cake

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