10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You dont have to compliment the person who gave you some…
6. Person giving you some, doesnt fantasize youre someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it wont last for nine months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one will think youre weird.
3. Doesnt matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. No guilt the next morning.
And, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex….
1. If you dont get what you want, you can always go next door.