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Mar

Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!

THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You dont have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person youre with doesnt fantasize youre someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it wont last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks youre kinky.

3. Doesnt matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning. …

and the number one reason trick-or-treating is better than sex ….

1. IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

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