These are headlines for various newspapers in 97 (we will protect the guilty by not mentioning from whence they came):

• Include your children when baking cookies.
• Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say.
• Police begin campaign to rundown jaywalkers.
• Drunk gets nine months in violin case.
• Iraqi head seeks arms.
• Prostitutes appeal to Pope.
• Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over.
• British left waffles on Falklands Islands.
• Teacher strikes idle kids.
• Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead.
• Plane too close to the ground, crash probe told.
• Miners refuse to work after death.
• Juvenile court to try shooting defendant.
• Stolen painting found by tree.
• Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter.
• War dims hope for peace.
• If strike isnt settled quickly it may last a while.
• Cold wave linked to temperatures.
• Enfields couple slain; police suspect homicide.
• Red tape holds up new bridges.
• Typhoon rips through cemetery, hundreds dead.
• Man struck by lightning faces battery charges.
• New study of obesity looks for larger test group.
• Kids make nutritious snacks.
• Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy.
• Local high school dropouts cut in half.
• New vaccine may contain rabies.