27
Dec

Twas the night before Chirstmas (profane, adult theme)

Twas the night before Chirstmas

And all through the house

Everybody felt crappy

Even the mouse,

Mom at the whorehouse

And dad smoking grass

Id just settled down

For a nice piece of Ass,

When out on the lawn

I heard such a clatter

I sprung from my piece

To see what was the matter,

Then out on the lawn

I saw a big d***

I knew in a moment

It must be Saint Nick,

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of hell

I knew in a moment

The sucker had fell,

He filled all our stockings

With pretzels and beer

And a big rubber d***

For my brother the queer,

He rose up the chimney

With a thunderous fart

The son of B****

Blew the chimney apart,

He swore and he cursed

As he road out of sight

Piss on you all

And have a Hell of a Night!

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