The Jewish women president

The first Jewish woman President is elected. She calls her Mother, Mama, Ive won the elections, youve got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.

I dont know, what would I wear?

Dont worry, Ill send you a dressmaker

But I only eat kosher food

Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food

But how will I get there?

Ill send a limo, just come mama

Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.

The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court Justices and the Future Cabinet members, she nudges the gentleman on her right. You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible? Her brothers a doctor!

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