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Apr

Two builders (Chris and James)

Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a
stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit… Chris: – I reckon hes an accountant. James: – No way – hes a stockbroker. Chris: – He aint no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldnt come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the
better of Chris and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees
that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder… Chris: – Scuse me…. no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: – No offence taken ! Im a Logical Scientist by profession ! Chris: – Oh ! Whats that then ? Suit: – Ill try to explain by example …Do you have a goldfish at home? Chris: – Er … mmm … well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: – Well, its logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Chris: – Its in a pond! Suit: – Well then its reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then? Chris: – As it happens, yes I have got a big garden! Suit: – Well then its logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house? Chris: – As it happens Ive got a five bedroom house… built it myself! Suit: – Well given that youve built a five bedroom house it is logical to assume that you havent built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? Chris: – Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children. Suit: – Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Chris: – Yep! Four nights a week! Suit: – Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often? Chris: – Me? Never Suit: – Well there you are!

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