Two morons, Tom and Jack, were sitting in a bar one day, when two
fishermen walked in with 2 huge trout, one of the morons asked where the guys
got the fish, and the fishermen told the morons that they go down to the
bridge, one guy would hold the other by the ankles until a fish was caught.

The morons figured that they could to that.

After holding Tom for about 20 minutes, Jack asked Tom if he had anything, and
the reply was no. About 20 more minutes passes, so Jack asked again, and
again the reply was no. Finally, Tom yelled Pull me up!! Pull me up!!
Jack exclaimed Ya got one? Tom said, No! a train is coming!!