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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A whales penis is called a dork.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has
about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the
twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise
what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise
it will digest itself.
101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon
features with both parents that are present and dont die throughout the movie.
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
To escape the grip of a crocodiles jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs
– it will let you go instantly.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and
purple.
The word samba means to rub navels together.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II
killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog
throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then
the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomachs contents and then
swallows the stomach back down again.
Every time you lick a stamp, youre consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

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