Well, thats one way to come out…

I heard this story from a Unitarian minister, who swore up and
down that it was true. The young man in question is one of his

A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms
with his homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet. His plan
was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the
kitchen, where his mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden
spoon. Rather nervously, he explained to her that he had realized he
was gay.

Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, You mean,


Still without looking up: Does that mean you suck mens penises?

Caught off guard, the young man eventually managed to stammer an
embarrassed affirmative; whereupon his mother turned to him and,
brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under his nose, snapped:

Dont you EVER complain about my cooking again!

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