What is 1 + 2 ?

(Heard this morning on Radio 4, the Today programme)

Question: What is 1 + 2 ?

Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, youll find
that its reasonably in line with government predictions.

Physicist: I wont tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.

Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.

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