28
Nov

When Johnny comes marching high

[From Manchesters popular history book, The Glory and the Dream]

The reporter met the troop ship bring back demobilized soldiers after
World War II. He wanted to write a human interest story, and asked
one soldier, Whats the first thing youll do when you get home?

The soldier immediately replied, Fuck my wife.

The reporter realized hed never get that printed, and asked,
Oh. Well, whats the second thing?

Then Ill take off these Goddam filthy combat boots!

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