8. What do you mean todays our anniversary?



7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? Id rather just watch TV.



6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!



5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? Im tired of being just friends



4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?



3. Aww, dont stop for directions, Im sure youll be able to figure out how to get there.



2. I dont care if its on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.



1. Hey, pull my finger!