Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germanys best comedian?

A: Only the first one can make you smile.

Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ?

A: About 25000 if youve got a shovel

Q: What is the definition of the European Heaven?

A: British humour, French food, German technology.

A: What is the definition of the European Hell?

A: British food, German humour, French technology.

Q: Why are so many Germans born by C-section?

A: Ever try to get a Squarehead through a round hole?