One day a community decided that they wanted to find out whos got the most talented dog. So three people showed up. When the judges were ready, they asked a young boy with a golden retriever, What can your dog do? The boy replied,My dog can sit and stick his head out the window without drooling. Then a second girl came in with a poodle and said, Well my dog can shake hands and stick her head through the car window and sing!

While they were arguing over whose dogs the best, a boy walked in the room crying, holding a collar in his hand, but no dog was with him. The judges said, Wheres your dog? The boy said, He stuck his head out the window.