12 dick
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Poza publicata in [ Tasteless ]
if a 12 dick was coming out of your forehead would you see it? no the balls would be covering your eyelids.
Archive for June, 2019
Dead birdie
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Poza publicata in [ Blonde ]
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,
the blondes friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. The blonde looked up
and said, Where?
En un manicomio, un par
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Poza publicata in [ Chistes chistosos ]
En un manicomio, un par de médicos están practicándoles exámenes a los locos para ver si alguno de ellos ya habÃa mejorado. Asà que pintan una puerta en la pared y los apremian:
Vayan a abrirla.
Todos los chalados inmediatamente se levantaron a abrirla; solamente uno se quedó sentado. Los doctores, al ver esto, se dijeron entre ellos:
Mira, parece que ya se compuso, vamos a verlo.
Se dirigen hacia el orate solitario:
¿Por qué no te levantaste, como tus otros compañeros, a abrir la puerta?
Es que yo traigo la llave, responde sonriendo con picardÃa.
El argentino no se re
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Poza publicata in [ Chistes chistosos ]
El argentino no se rÃe a carcajadas… se caga de la risa
El argentino no se emborracha… se pone en pedo
El argentino no te llama por teléfono… te pega un tubazo
El argentino no tiene un departamento… tiene un bulo
El argentino no te saluda… te dice que haces, boludo?
El argentino no se cae… se va a la mierda
El argentino no es espÃa… es un buchón/botón
El argentino no se burla… te bardea
El argentino no te convence… te hace la cabeza
El argentino no se lanza… te tira los galgos
El argentino no te besuquea… te da un par de besos
El argentino no bebe… chupa
El argentino no acaricia… franelea
El argentino no molesta… rompe las pelotas
El argentino no se baña… se pega una ducha
El argentino no se alimenta… come como un hijo de puta
El argentino no se enoja… se calienta
El argentino no te golpea… te caga a palos
El argentino no te ordena… te caga a pedos
El argentino no tiene amantes… tiene amigovias
El argentino no sufre diarreas… se caga encima
El argentino no fracasa… se jode
El argentino no sale corriendo… sale cagando
El argentino no se dispersa… se cuelga
El argentino no toma siesta… se tira a dormir un rato
El argentino no tiene problemas… tiene kilombos
El argentino no va rapido… va a los pedos
El argentino no molesta… es un hincha pelotas
El argentino no está activado… tiene las re pilas
El argentino no te besa… te tranza
El argentino no es listo… es un vivo
El argentino no pide que lo lleven… pide que lo tiren
El argentino no es un tipo alegre… es un copado
El argentino no es bueno… es de primera
El argentino no es un buen amigo… es un amigo de fierro
El argentino no esta aburrido… esta al pedo
El argentino no es un tipo tremendo… es un hijo de puta
El argentino no hace algo mal… le sale para el culo
El argentino no dice la verdad… dice la posta
El argentino no habla claro… te bate la justa
El argentino no tiene mucho… tiene un tocaso o una banda
El argentino no se pasa… se re zarpa
El argentino no es cualquier cosa… ¡EL ARGENTINO ES UNA MASA!
Haba una vez una fiesta
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Poza publicata in [ Chistes chistosos ]
HabÃa una vez una fiesta de puras fresas, y pues bueno pues ellas se estaban divirtiendo, tomando y bailando, cuando de pronto ven entre todas ellas a una piña… las fresas se espantan por verla y una de ellas se dirige hacia la piña y le pregunta:
¿Oye qué haces aquà pues tu eres una piña y la fiesta es de puras fresas, quién te invitó?
Y contesta:
¡Ay, fresa estúpida, que no ves que soy una Piña Colada!
Fraud Charges for a Transvestite?
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Poza publicata in [ General / Unsorted ]
Q: What charges can you bring against a transvestite?
A: Male fraud.
Say no, then negotiate.
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Poza publicata in [ Business ]
Say no, then negotiate.
Actual Control Tower Conversations
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Poza publicata in [ Famous Quotes ]
Signs
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Poza publicata in [ Foul Language ]
In a Rome laundry
Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
On a faucet in a Finnish washroom
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
Guarenteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan
Stop: Drive Sideaways.
In a Swiss mountain inn
Special today – no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar
Special coctails for the ladies with the nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian coctail lounge
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
At a Budapest zoo
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to
the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In A Tokyo shop
Our nylons cost more than common, but youll find they are the best in the
long run.
From a Japanese information booklet about using hotel air conditioner
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please
control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
When passenger of foot beave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him
melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him
with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance
English well talking.
Here speeching American.
In a Tokyo hotel
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such
thing is please not to read notis.
In another Japanese hotel room
Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig hotel elevator
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter
more persons, each one should press number of wishing floor. Driving is then
going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and
11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel
The flattening on underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet
composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel
Salad a firms own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the
form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country
peoples fashion.
In a Honk Kong supermarket
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Rhodes tailor shop
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in
strict rotation.
Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15.000 Soviet painters and
sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have
thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
A sign posted in Germanys Black Forest
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that poeple of
different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless
they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A translated sentence from a Russian chess book
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has
been played.
Ford Manufacturing
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Poza publicata in [ General / Unsorted ]
Q: Why does Ford still manufacture cars and trucks? A: Because they are trying to keep the towing industy alive.
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