Three guys die and go to heaven. Guy #1 goes up to St. Peter, who says, I have
only one question before you go into heaven, were you faithful to your wife?

Guy #1 answers, Yes, I never even looked at another woman.

St. Peter says, See that Rolls Royce over there, its yours to drive while
youre in heaven.

Guy #2 gets the same question and answers, Once I strayed, but I told my wife
about it and she forgave me.

St. Peter says, See that new Buick over there, its yours to drive while youre
here in heaven.

Guy #3 answers the same question, Ill have to admit, Ive chased every girl I
saw, and had sex with most of them.

St. Peter says, Okay, but you were a very good person in all other respects, so
that old VW Bug over there is yours to drive while youre here in heaven.

The three guys then went their separate ways.

A few weeks later, guys #2 and #3 were driving along when they see guy #1s
Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stop and go inside and find guy #1
with empty bottles all around him, his face down in his hands on the table.

Guy #2 asks him, What could possibly be wrong, you got to heaven, youre
driving a Rolls Royce, and everythings great.

Guy #1 says, I saw my wife today.

Guy #3 says, Thats great! So, whats the problem?

Guy #1 answers, She was on roller skates!