A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.

The camel falls dead.

Before I die the father says, I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes.

She then says, before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, My God!! What is that for?

He says You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life.

The nun replies, Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and lets get the hell out of here!