Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobs

God: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I dont think I need this center boob.

God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great!

(Looking at her hand…)

Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob?

***POOF*** Man was created.