It was this little girls first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.

She replied, Happy Butt.

The teacher said, Honey I dont think thats your name. You need to go to the principals office and get this straightened out.

So she went to the principals office and he asked, Whats your name?

And the little girl said, Happy Butt.

The principal called the girls mother to get this straightened out once and for all.

After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.

The girl then exclaimed, Glad Ass, Happy Butt, whats the difference?