Bill and Derek are out walking their dogs. Bill has a German shepherd, while Derek is trailing with his Chihuahua. Theyve been out for a while and Bill suggests stopping in at cafe for some coffee.

We cant go in there with the dogs, replies Derek.

Sure we can, says Bill. Just follow my lead.

Bill puts on his sunglasses and walks into Starbucks. A barrista stops him and says, Sir, you cant bring a dog in here.

This is my seeing-eye dog, says Bill, and the barrista lets him in.

Derek watches this exchange, shrugs and puts on his sunglasses. The same barrista meets him as soon as he gets in the door. Sir, you cant bring a dog in here.

This is my seeing-eye dog, says Derek.

Skeptically, the barrista says, Your seeing-eye dog is a Chihuahua?

They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?!