Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. Sid, asked Al, are there any Jews in China?
I dont know, Sid replied. Why dont we ask the waiter?
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, Are there any Chinese Jews?
I dont know sir, let me ask, the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, No, sir. No Chinese Jews.
Are you sure? Al asked.
I will check again, sir. the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere.
When the waiter returned he said, Sir, no Chinese Jews.
Are you really sure? Al asked again. I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews.
Sir, I ask everyone, the waiter replied exasperated.
We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews!