On the first day of school, a 3rd grade teacher told her class: Now that you are grown up, I dont want to hear anymore baby talk. Id like each of you to tell us what you did during the summer vacation. Well start with Billy.
Billy: I went on a long trip with my family in the putt-putt.
Teacher: No, Billy, its not a putt-putt. Its a car. No more baby talk. Sally, youre next.
Sally: We went on a trip on a choo-choo to see Grandma.
Teacher: Sally, its not a choo-choo. Its a train. Please no more baby words. Mikey, what did you do?
Mikey: I didnt go anywhere. I stayed home and read my favorite book.
Teacher: And whats the name of the book.
Mikey looked embarrassed and shook his head.
Teacher: Come on, Mikey. Youre a big boy now. Tell us the name of the book and dont use any baby talk.
Mikey looked up, blushed, and said: O.K. ….. Winne-the-Shit!
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Jul
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- Aids Joke (offensive to gays & people with AIDS)
- Elephant Fart
- The newest vitamin
- Mickey Mouuce in Divorce Court
- Tongue Twisters
- Ventriloquist and the Polack
- Men and Women Are Not Alike
- gay sperm
- Condom Dog
- The New Priest
- Lesser-Known Programming Languages
- Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
- Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
- An Italian in America
- Lessons For Life